Wonder of wonders, I've got yet another cold Irritating mostly, because I don't want to fly on Sunday with a stopped up ear. Oh well, it's only about 2 hours and some change.
The other day I was in the store and did a double-take:
Okay, "Mr. Brain's" is bad enough, but wha'?
I've heard cigarettes called "fags" and small pieces of kindling called "faggots," but meatballs? I had to take a closer look:
I don't know if you can read that, but at the bottom it talks about "faggot loving families."
Oh, the chuckles I got out of that. And no one to share those chuckles with. Of course I had to buy them.
So, I go home, figure they're like sausages and cook them up.
I was wrong. They were plain nasty. Like mushy, wet bread flavored with a touch of sausage.
And, that's exactly what they were! I looked at the ingredient list, and they were something like 4% pork and 50% Rusk. Yeah, I didn't know what the hell that was either, so looked it up:
"a type of hard dry bread that babies and young children eat"
Ghee-row-sss!
I hate to waste food, but after two bites, the rest of those suckers went into the bin. They were really horrid.
However, I got a post out of 'em, and hopefully gave you all a chuckle. I'm heading off to bed now. Only two sleeps until Vienna!




You are not a faggot loving family?
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty accurate; most faggots are mushy, wet bread, with a touch of sausage.
ReplyDeleteI googled "mr brains pork faggots," and from what Wikipedia says, I will not ever be trying one. 3 words: "Ghee row ssss!"
I think I just lost my appetite...
ReplyDeleteI love the message to your mom, but in honour of England, you'll have to write "Mum" next snowfall!
Hey! I just found this website and thought of you immediately.
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People can match up and buy two pairs of shoes and then trade so that both of their shoes fit just right.
Ok, that's probably not exciting for everyone. And I haven't talked to you for awhile. But ... well... there ya go.
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ugh! what a find! my stomach's revolting already.
ReplyDeleteWell, given the people of the UK were clearly demanding more saunce, I can only assume it was to mask the taste of the actual product.
ReplyDeleteBut, then who doesn't love faggots drenched in sauce?
Happy New Year!
I'm proud to be a saucy faggot!
ReplyDeletebut love the visuals!
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